Poppin’ Tags

I love being on holidays! I get to do all those things I don’t normally have time to do in the school term. When I’m working and the kids are at school, we’re always rushing here and there, trying to fit everything in! (I feel stressed even writing that last sentence!) When I have more “me time” (what the heck is that?!) one of the things I love doing is checking out Thrift Shops. I think it’s the thrill of finding something awesome that would normally cost heaps…you know, it’s like a treasure hunt! Check out what I bought these holidays…a $4 cushion for my $25 recliner, $5 necklace and a $3 black & white dress! Oh and by the way, I didn’t buy the Christmas record with the creepy kids on the cover. I just took the photo for my amusement.

Don’t get me wrong, I also love “proper shopping” in stores that don’t smell like old people and dust, but every now and then I get the urge for poppin’ tags! {cue Macklemore’s Thriftshop song}

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I Can’t Feel Well

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I feel a bit sniffly this morning. It’s probably nothing…or I might have nose cancer.

Heebie Jeebies

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Melissa the hairdressing head REALLY freaks Baxter out! His eyes say it all!

The Stink Eye!

the stink eye

Have you ever received one of these from your kid? If you have and you managed to capture it like I did, email it to me, I’d love to see it! Maybe I should run a competition to see if I can find the stinkiest glare!
My email address is theberniebrand [at] gmail [dot] com

The Simple Things

A Few Of My Favourite Things

 

* Christmas presents in January (Travel mugs rock)

* A new kitchen appliance (especially if it lights up!)

* White chocolate (I’m only human)

 

gloria jeans, christmas present, friends, coffee

 

 

 

 

Bless Her Little Cotton Socks!

It’s the school holidays and Miss 8 woke up with an idea! “I want to make money for the poor people”! I thought, Sweetie, we ARE “the poor people” after spending all that money over Christmas! But I knew what she meant…she has a kind heart and wants to make a difference. How could I say “not today Darl, Mummy wants to do the laundry”!

After some thought she decided to raise money for the girls in Cambodia who have been rescued from child trafficking. We have had a bit to do with The Bloom Training Centre over the years. A good friend has been over to Cambodia and has witnessed the great work that Bloom does re-training rescued girls by giving them a chance of a new life. Although Miss 8 doesn’t fully understand the horrifics these girls her age (and even younger) have experienced, she understands that they have been held against their will and need help.

She was keen to set up a lemonade stall out the front of our house. I explained to her that she may not earn much money and not many people may stop, but she was keen to give it a shot anyway.

bloom training centre lemonade stall

lemonade stall, Bloom Traning Centre, Cambodia

She set up the table beautifully, typing out a little flyer and even marking on her globe where Cambodia is in the world. (She doesn’t get her brains from me!)

lemonade stall for Bloom Training Centre, Cambodia

As it turned out, a lot of people stopped! It was nice to meet new people in the neighbourhood and share Bloom’s mission.

lemonade stall for Bloom Training Centre, CambodiaNote To Self: (Do NOT mention the skimpy clothes Bernie! That’s what teens wear these days! You used to have a body like that pre-kids…just MOVE ON!)

Lemonade Recipe – Thermomix Style!

lemonade recipe, thermomix recipe

INGREDIENTS:

140g sugar

250g ice

2 large (4 small) lemons

500g cold water

METHOD:

Place sugar into TM bowl and pulverise for 10 seconds on speed 9. Add ice cubes and pulverise a further 5 seconds on speed 10.

Cut skin off lemons, quarter, and try to remove most of the seeds. Add lemons and cold water. Pulse turbo button 4 times.

lemonade stall, Bloom Traning Centre, Cambodia

She did so well! I’m so proud of my little chick! Her enthusiasm and love for others motivates me to be a better person! Altogether she raised $60 for Bloom! ($7 of that was her own money)

Raising money for Bloom. Bless her little cotton socks x

My First Christmas Card!

I’m SO excited!! I just received my very first Christmas card!

Now, I’m not talking about a regular boring old Christmas card guys…this one is extra special! It was illustrated (that’s intelligent talk for “drawn”) by my mate Mike Sofka! All his drawings illustrations are done free-hand! Can you believe that? I can’t draw to save my life and this fella does it for a living! If I was to draw a Christmas card it wouldn’t be much better than this:

 

funny Christmas card

 

Anyway, here it is…my own personal Christmas card by the best illustrator in the whole wide world! (You can pay me later Mike)

 

best christmas card Mike Sofka

 

Apparently the Santa is me!

Check out Mike’s website!

Bernie’s Christmas Ideas

Decorating Your Home

 

reindeer christmas decorations funny inappropriateGo to the extra effort to make your decorations seem more realistic.

christmas lights, funnyDon’t be fussy. No one will notice small kinks.

funny inappropriate awkward christmas decorationsAlways make sure there’s mistletoe. It gives a nice touch.

funny christmas lightsSometimes a variation on a theme is a sweet idea.

Capture Those Special Christmas Memories

awkward christmas photosInvolve the whole family in celebrating the true meaning of Christmas.

awkward christmas photosHave fun! 

awkward santa photoSend your family and friends a Santa photo. It makes for a nice Christmas card!

awkward Christmas photoDress a little Christmasy – wear a cute outfit that ties with the theme!

The Perfect Gift

 

awkward kids presentsBoys love superheros. You can’t go wrong with that!

awkward kids presentsGirls are happy playing dress-ups!

(One week a month they are a little cranky)

Shoot For The Moon Friends!

“Shoot for the moon and even if you miss, you’ll most likely die. There isn’t any oxygen or air pressure in outer space.”

 

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He’s Only Human!

bruce willisOh Bruce…