What I Really DON’T Want For Christmas – Part 2

December 12, 2011 / / 3 comments

A Book Of Crosswords 

(My personal hell in paperback)

crosswords

 

A 2012 Calender 

(It’s cruel to photograph infants out of their natural habitat!)

baby calender

A Pair of Undies Bigger Than My Postcode

undies

Grandma’s Knitted iPhone Cover

knitted mobile cover

An Iron – Yes I Need One…

(but not for Christmas Dude!)

iron

Cheap Perfume

(If you buy me perfume that costs $4.99, I’ll spray it right into your eyeballs)

cheap perfume

One Of These Dicky Looking Dresses

(Lets decide on a hem length & stick with it ay!)

weird uneven dress or skirt

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3 comments

  1. Pippi says:
    December 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    LMAO post! You are a funny one!

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  2. Pippi says:
    December 12, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Oh and I don’t want any of that crap either (except I do need an iron, but not for Christmas) so NO regifting. Besides, the postage would kill ya to mail an iron across 4 oceans.

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  3. Tamz says:
    December 16, 2011 at 3:32 am

    FINALLY someone else who shares my hate of those caped hem dresses. Not sure what they’re called but they’re stupid.

    Need to really collab on a giant blog post about our hate of Supre and it’s “standards” of fashion. I will animated a fashion police arrest too, haha.

    xo

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